Welcome to Buddy Land - the land of grumpiness

FACEBOOK DIED TODAY.

2010-03-04T03:41:00.000-08:00

mine did anyways.

probably the best thing I've done for myself this year.

signing off, ashC.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

2010-02-13T07:44:00.000-08:00

wear heaps of red and PLEASE, avoid all bulls at any cost!

3 days without net!

2010-01-20T17:18:00.000-08:00

Oh my sweet loving internet, how I would never leave you again.
Aahh, civilization.
*sleeps in peace*

EM.

Money, what money?!

2010-01-16T03:46:00.000-08:00

I got a watch from my sis!

I'm loving it loving it loving it.

Those black parts are not black metals, they're a type of wood. <3 the unique'ness of wood and silver.

Now I have a RM 400 Baby G watch, Dad's gift to me - a Calvin Klein watch and this Rm350! I know I know, I notice it too. All my watches cause a fortune. Proud to be me right now. C;

Thanks Ash! May Red Rooster pay you more =] Lol

I've been using so much of her money that it won't be a wonder if one day she goes...
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Don't worry, I'm still on a job hunt mission here. Dang it ppl, just hire me already!

Emily.

Zzzzz..zz..

2010-01-14T06:12:00.001-08:00

I slept so much during the day. Right now its 2 in the morning and still, I'm not tired.
Maybe I'm nocturnal. Hehe.
Too bad I'm not a nocturnal predator in the wild. I would have something to do then. Its no fun being human and staying up the whole night.
That leads me to one thing - Blog.

Joyce turned 21! Happy Birthday Joyce! (loves 21) <3

Claire bear. Ain't she adorable. She's turning 13 this year. (I feel so old).

I met this guy, Tim, at Joyce's party. He's so talkative and funny! Like the whole time, we couldn't eat because we kept laughing. And he invited me to go to the beach with him (so we could laugh somemore) but I couldn't.

Sorry Tim, I'll make it up to you. Maybe one day I'll turn up at your work place to entertain you.

Naww, don't cry. Haha kidding. He's camera shy. That's so not like you, Tim. Gasp! I know you too well already.

Tadaa. Stole from his facebook. Teehehe.

Its the birthday girl! Hmm, she has the same expression as Tim. Looked alike too. xD

See that guy behind Joyce. His name is Stephen Chao (Stephen Chow).
I'm not kidding. I didn't believe them at first too.

Stephen Chao likes camwhoring with my mobile. Haha. (Don't you think Stephen is shining like a star here? xD)

And taking pics of us when we're weren't ready. He did that a lot of times with some other cameras too. (I'm like looking disgustingly at something.)

Know why this pic is dark? Tim's finger was blocking the flash. Haha.

Someone's fingers dirtied my camera lens. Notice the blurrness at my end.
Naww, Joyce looks so pretty. =]

Ashley in her Red Rooster uniform. Haha.

Yup, that's it. Peace out.

Emily.

So ITCHY!

2010-01-14T03:37:00.001-08:00

Gaahh, sooo itchyy!

I'm allergic to something! I had rashes from drinking wine the other day but that wasn't it. I slept on the carpet in my apartment and suddenly, POOF! ~~It became koko krunch!~~ I had these stupid annoying itchy rashes.

GAAHHHHHHH..!! *scratch scratch*

Btw, my rashes are disgustingly ugly. My skin looks like it has hundreds of pimples. Yucks.
=] Happy imagining it.

Emz

On a little note.

2010-01-08T04:18:00.000-08:00

hello readers!
today I shall show you what gets me to work every single time!

*drumrolls*

TADA! the typical "sending ASHLEY off to work" gesture I get every single time I leave the house for work.
good stuff(;

the working bee, ashC!

Triple T K A

2010-01-05T19:13:00.000-08:00

Take a look at my little brother's birthday cake.

xD

White Chicks rocks.
~ Triple T, K, A - Time to Totally Kiss Ass.
~ I am so Freaking Piss right now.
~ I'm going to have a BF. "What's a BF?!" She's going to have a Bitch Fit!!
~ What a beatiful chocolate man.

LOL!

Emz.

Every picture tells a story.

2010-01-04T17:03:00.000-08:00

3 weeks in Malaysia had taught me a lot about love, friends, and life in general.

Btw, Secret Recipe is still the best!. I brought loved ones there to eat all the time!
I rmb ditching eating at home just to eat at Secret Recipe. (They should award me as the best customer). Boy, I was so exhausted and my body was telling me, "Girl, I don't think you should drive back or you'll faint." But, I had to get home somehow (its ok if I leave Ash there). xD

Anyway, pictures time! [Every picture tells a story.]
Oh btw, I'm blogging again because Yong Han wants me to.

*loves*
We just came back from eating ice-cream. Our first ice-cream. We couldn't finish our shared ice-cream! What a disgrace. How can we not finish our ice-cream! Its ice-cream!

Moving on..

Cousins.
We stopped so many ppl to take pics of the 6 of us with the christmas tree over and over again. Different poses, different cameras, someone doesn't like the pic, etc. Ppl were looking and smiling at us, thinking, "What crazy bunch of kids" and "What's with the christmas tree?.. Oh right right, it's christmas and they're crazy."

Meet my "isteri"
I was dared to kiss her. Not that I don't want to kiss my wife or anything, but kissing her in PUBLIC?! Seriosly ppl, MYOB. How'd she became my wife? Easy, I proposed to her and she said, "Yes!"

Haha, who could ever say no to me. Did I tell you that my bro even gave me a N97?!

My cousin, Li Anne. (Note the chopsticks, the moment the camera was down, I was back to eating again =])
She drove us to Sunway because I don't know the way and boy, was I scared to death. I was tired out till the max but I still did not dare to sleep with her driving! Lol.

She didn't drived like a lunatic purposely, it was because the other Malaysian drivers are crazy drivers as well! She had to avoid them and stuff but, Li Anne, sometimes, I think the other drivers tried to avoid you too. =p

But who can blame them when the lines on the road are freaking wore out and the road system is horrible! *always ended out blaming the governments eh*

But anyhow, thanks for driving us there, Anne. =]

*loves*
Yeah, I love my cousins. Though they're crazy, they're cool kids. Did I mention that we went to the photo booth 3 times in 2 days?!

Beauty and the Beast.
Those are the names my bro gave them. Hah, I called them Mimi and Pupu, just to annoy him.
Beast is a beast. I love Beauty. She's so calm and not violent like Beast and oh, she eats her own poop. Beast always pees at me. Grr.. And who has to clean up their mess, me! *what the heck*

Ash's gang
Ashley always bring her backups to bully me. But, I love her friends.

Jeslyn!
I love Jeslyn. She's so kind and sweet. She's going to be a teacher! I would love to send my kids to her next time. =]

Angel!
The girl whom I love hanging out with. She was the first person who introduce me to "Roti Naan", though I'm still not sure what it was (looks like tosai to me). Ash said it was like uncooked pizza dough. Lol.

Marcus!
The boy who tried to fool me all the time and calls me a "Fool". Cheeh. He's going to be a doctor and I will never go to him! Haha kidding. But wouldn't it be better if someone that we don't know check us up instead of our friends checking our bodies? Lol, that sounded wrong. But Marcus is a great friend to talk to.

Mark boy!
My little adorable cousin. He used to call me his girlfriend and plays with my hair, sits with me, follows me wherever I go. He doesn't do that anymore because he's shy and interested in girls his age. Lol. Oh, how he've grown. But during that time we took this picture, he was watching me putting on my makeup before I went out to see my real boyfriend. He asked me, "Why do you need to put makeups? You look pretty without it." Well it was sort of like that, I just rephrased it. *Nawww*

Fo Yee Thien!
My bf for life! Lorna is MIA. The three musketeers, that's what they used to call us. Fo is a great friend to lean on. She's a great listener and gorgeous too. =]

Nisha!
My partner in crime. We both have bad sense of direction. Haha. I rmb one night, after fetching Sue Jin back, we both got lost somewhere near Pin Hwa school and didn't know our way out. Before Sue Jin got down, she was telling us the way out and both of us were like "Yup yup." After that, I asked Nisha, "Did you catch what she was saying?" Nisha said, "Not really" and I said, "Me too. " and we both looked at each other, worried.

Kitty!

Hmm. Maybe you can't really see me looking pale in this pic. I was soo tired. Doctor said I can faint if I go on like this (no no, not Marcus). And he also said, I have bad memories because I hadn't been sleeping well for a long time.

Hah! And ppl gets angry with me for forgetting stuff. My mom got angry with me when I said I was too tired and didn't want to wake up to eat breakfast. Doctors are always right. =p

I came back to Aus, sick. I passed down my sickness to everyone. Sharing is caring =]

Well, I won't mind staying longer in Malaysia. I get to see Yong Han, my friends and relatives. I love them so much and I sure did have fun there. Thanks for the memories.

Emily.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2010-01-01T03:51:00.000-08:00

have a good 2010!

*pardon the picture. we're not much of a sibling potrait person(;

ashc!

Malaysia, Truly Asia.

2009-12-16T01:12:00.000-08:00

I am having so much fun in Malaysia.

Despite the hot weather, and the sized-down portion of food, and the cockroaches, And the lizards, AND the bad road system AND AND the dirtiness. etc etc ETC ETC....

Lol kidding. I love Malaysia. I have such great friends here. Malaysians are much more friendly and don't look at me like I'm a weirdo. Heh. I'm so not weird! *sniff*

Haih, I have pictures to upload buutt I forgot to bring back any of my cables. Haaihh..

Hear ye hear ye, Angel and Ashley are going to have a paintball competition. Come place your bets. I betting on Angel. Lol. *Win Angel WIN!*

Went to IMU just now with Marcus. Marcus tried to fool me that his uni is big by taking me round and round. Hah, how stupid do you think I am.! I had a good time though. =]

Seriously Marcus, I know you're smart and all but LISTEN TO THE LECTURER! xD

Emily!

FOR ANGELITA KHOO MING AI!

2009-12-15T22:51:00.000-08:00

we, Ashley and Angel, have come to an agreement of having a paintballing competition only between us two and....

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:D

oh, and I love Angel and I'm glad we met up cause I love Angel, like I said. hehe.

shooting off, ashC!

Ish..

2009-12-06T23:49:00.001-08:00

I punch ppl with glasses. No offense, I meant my siblings only.

And then my sis will go, I punch ppl with erm erm.. braces!

Dude, she ain't lying when she said that, in a way. She made me punch my own braces! How you may ask? She punch my hand and my own hand punch my braces! My mouth bled!

Ooo, she and her specs are going DOWN!

Em.

Hols, Ho ho ho.

2009-12-01T02:33:00.000-08:00

Daang, uploading pictures in the library is super fast so you're gonna get to see lots of pics.

What a way to start my holidays. First my slave, Alan Chen asked me to play some pools with him. He took me to a cheap, quiet and cool place to hang out.

May I say that he's a really good teacher. The only time I ever play pool was with my siblings in Langkawi and as usual, whenever I play with my siblings, I cheat. =3

I beat Alan in the first round! Woot~ We both looked at each other, shocked! Haha but he beat me in the nxt 5-6 rounds. Its ok, I'm looking forward to beating Yong Han. Hehe..

Alan playing the piano. Gah, so blurr. My mobile doesn't work well in the dark. And also I moved the camera because we got caught. Haha. We went into a restricted area.

After that, I went around somewhere which obviously I've forgotten again with my Dad's friends, Dexter Teh's family. Sigh, why din you come, Dexter?

First up, Dad n' Ash.

Dad.

Ash.

Dad and Ash.

Spot my father.

He's like a kid. xD "Emily Emily grab a pic of me here."

Grrr...!

Me and Shireen! (Hope I spelled her name correctly).

Peekaboo!

Monkey see.. (Joyce and Mr. and Mrs. Teh)

Monkey do. =]

Horsey! That's me!

The Queen. =3

And us sisters.

*Stop stealing the "Shapes", Ash!*

Cheerios!

Emily.

Hehe.

2009-11-25T16:34:00.000-08:00

I have the funniest friends ever.

Matt, your friend, Derek is H-I-L-L-A-R-I-O-U-S..!

Woot! Done with my exams! May I say that Chinese exam was the most fun I've ever had in any of my exams life. Oral time, hah, I'm trying not to think how badly I went. I kinda prepared what I was going to answer them if they ask me questions and phew they did ask me some questions I was prepared for.

Laoshi (teacher) : Zhoumo ni zai zuo shenme? (What did you do in the weekend?)

Wo (me!) : Zhoumo wo gen wo fumu he mei mei qu Boxhill chi fan. (I went to Boxhill to eat with my parents and sis)

Laoshi : Zhenme qu Boxhill? (How did you get to Boxhill?)

Wo : *blank*

Boy, I wasn't prepare for that! And being someone with a bad sense of direction, all I could say was "Duibuqi, wo bu zhidao." (Sorry, I don't know) Baaad answer, seeing that I've been there. I should have made up some crap like take the no. 4 train! Even taking the plane sounds better.

Back to Derek, I was waiting outside for him during his oral and I could hear him and the teachers laughing inside. He's one hell of a joker.

Derek : "Liang wei laoshi hao ma?" (How are you two teachers today?) *in a funny way and tone*

Laoshi: *laughs* Eh, you trying to suck up to us?

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Laoshi : Ni de jia li zher yuan bu yuan? (Is your apartment far?)

Derek : *rmbs a passage from the txtbook* Hen yuan. (Very far)

Laoshi : You duo chang yuan ne? (How far?)

Derek : *rmbs a diff passage* Ba bai mi ne. (800m)

Laoshi : Eh, bu yuan la. (Eh, where got far)

Derek : *shit* *pretended to laugh along*

Gotcha. Teacher caught him using a passage from the txt. Actually everyone's answers are all from the text book. Haha.

Derek plans to read Naruto comic before exam tmr and write about Naruto. Hahaha.!

I love funny ppl. =]

I'm going to miss you chinese class peeps. *cries*

Our last ~~supper~~ brunch. =(

Emmy.

Warning #2

2009-11-24T00:53:00.000-08:00

like my sister, I have a warning too.

stay out of MY way when I get back.
cause I'm going to be cranky like shit. and I'm not even kidding. UNLESS you're like someone I actually like, which if you're thinking right now, OH, THAT'S ME. no, it's most likely not.

an asshole, I am.
a nice person, I'm not.

ENJOY!

cranky ashC.

Warning.

2009-11-23T02:50:00.000-08:00

I have one warning to all Malaysians before I come back.

Please stay off the road. I'm a dangerous driver.

Me and my green P's!

xD That's all.

Beware of me, Em.

Sifaka is coming to get you!

2009-11-19T23:46:00.000-08:00

Oh man, I still can't get over one of the lemur's name - Verreaux's sifaka.

HAHAHAHA..! Sifaka. HAHAHAHA...!! I'm going to bully Ashley with this word.

You know there's this German immigrant in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania who had the longest name ever. His first and middle name was in alphabetical order -

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus (They call him Hubert).

I can imagine this conversation taking place.
Receptionist : What's your first name.
Hubert : Adolph
Receptionist : What's your middle name?
Hubert : Eh, do you really want to know?
Receptionist : Eh, no but I have to fill in this form and I need your middle name.
Hubert : Alright, here goes. *inhaled* Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus. Why aren't you writing it down?!
Receptionist : *closes his hanging open mouth* Erm, sorry. Could you repeat that again please.
Hubert : *sighs and says out his name slowly* Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald, Hubert, Irvim, no no not Irvin, I-r-v-i-m, yes yes, John Kenneth Loyd Ma..
Receptionist : Hang on, how do you spell Loyd?
Hubert : L-y-o-d
Receptionist : Thank you and I think we ran out of space. The space only provided enough up till David and I tried squeezing in till Lyod and that's the far I could go. Sorry.
Hubert : That's alright, I get that all the time.

Man, I feel horrible now for making that up. I'm sorry Hubert, I was just joking around. No hard feelings yeah?

There's a hill near Porangahau in New Zealand that is known as ‘Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu’. It translates to ‘The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed, and swallowed mountains, known as the land-eater, played his flute for his loved one.’

Scientists are so lucky. They can give their new discoveries whatever names they want. For example :

The beetle : Brachyta interrogationis nigrohumeralisscutellohumeraconjuncta

Fly Genus : Pieza (pizza) includes 3 species : kake (cake), pi (pie) and rhea (I have no idea what that sounds like but if you do know, please share it with me, I'm curious. =])

Anyway, Sifaka says farewell. =3 Em.

What a Lemur?

2009-11-17T16:37:00.000-08:00

I had quite an experience in my bio lab. First I had to cut mice up, then I have to examine cockroaches?! Euww, that 'thing' I hate the most.

I took the biggest cockroach thinking it would be easier to handle. I totally forgot to adjust my microscope when I put my cockroach on the slide (I don't even know why I need to look at that huge 'thing' under the microscope but seeing everyone did it, peer pressure). I saw everyone jumped when they look into their eyepiece and it was funny but when I look into my own eyepiece, gossshh, it freaked me out to the max! Seeing a cockroach is horrible enough, seeing it in detail, the HORROR! And mine was the biggest, so imagine what I've seen. Euww, the slimee..!

I got a headache after that. I know the body parts of cockroaches now. *gags*

Cockroach :
Kingdom : Animalia
Phylum : Anthropoda
Class : Insecta
Human : Stupid stinking piece of s... erm dump.

Now now, don't be quick to judge that my bio lab is horrible. I've also learn about the cutest protist ever! Tardigrada (water bear).

Actually our experiment wasn't a water bear but it was similar to it. Everyone was playing around with them with the pencil lead (because they're so tiny) and pushing them about (ok, maybe it was more like bullying) and didn't want to put them back. Some (me) even wanted to kidnap one and make it a pet. =3

Speaking of pets, I want a lemur and a baby wombat too!

AND speaking of lemurs, oh you just have to watch the video even though you hate uploading videos. You'll either laugh your heart out or do your biggest "Nawww..!"

Ok, maybe not this one. This one is pretty freakey!

Just type in lemur in youtube and you'll get a lot of other hilarious videos. Here's a bunch of crazy looking lemurs.

Aye-aye (Well I know where it got its funny name from)

Black lemur

Indri

Lepilemur

Mouse lemur

Red-fronted brown lemur

Red-ruffed lemur

Verreaux's sifaka (HAHAHA SIFAKA..!)

And my all time favourite..

Madagascar's King Julian, Maurice and Mort (and who can forget the penguins).

Lemurs aren't exactly monkey but wouldn't it be cool to have one so I can go to all your faces and say, ...

"I'm sorry you're not me." =]

Joke of the day :
All creations were created to have a purpose in this world right. Mosquitoes weren't one of them. =]]

Tata, Emmy.

=/?

2009-11-12T07:50:00.000-08:00

I am unhappy, exhausted and bored.

Guess where am I right now.
My new home - the library.

Guess what am I doing there.
Playing computer games duh. With a maths book and a pen.

=]3(/ PMS + stress = Psychological disorder.

According to my general knowlegde, in times like these, ...........
Nah, I've got nothing.

Oh, and I've taken hot mocha (can't stand coffee) with a hope to burn me to keep me awake. The consequences, it does keep me awake, the whole day and night! (though its just mocha). And, my body won't stop shaking. My body can't tolerate caffeine. Why, WHY! And caffeine makes me crazy. But it's soo good..!

Meow-mily!

Happy 7 11

2009-11-07T19:01:00.000-08:00

Happy 7 11 birthday, Mom! Can we get you a free slurpee?? =3
May God grant you a long blessed life. We love you!!

Em, Ash and Caleb.

October Fiesta.

2009-10-29T21:35:00.000-07:00

Jin yue you hen duo ren de shengri. (There's loads of birthdays going on this month).

*Sorry, just finish my chinese exam* *I AM SO HAPPY*
Its just a mini test, big deal. But my body won't stop shaking since morning. I can hardly sleep last night. I had to take caffeine today to keep me awake.

A big birthday shout out to my bro, Fo and Michelle who are celebrating their birthday today.
Good thing I moved to Aus eh. Imagine all the presents I have to buy. Those three, Lorna, Fang Yi, etc. =p Alright alright, I give you guys a piece of me when I come back.

Guess what was my topic for today chinese essay. "My life as a student in China." xD

And ITS MY LAST DAY OF UNI TODAY! Woots! I should celebrate!

Emily.

Blogging to avoid studying Chinese.

2009-10-29T05:31:00.000-07:00

Like my hair style? I did it myself =3.

Keep my irritating hair out of my face.

And lookey what I had for dinner today.

Haha doesn't look at all appetizing yeah. At first, I've lost my appetite just looking at it but it actually taste really good. I don't mind having more. Its asparagus soup that my mom made for me since I having a hard time eating - braces. I've added in some cauli and fish to give me the nutrients I need.

Dreading to study for chinese test tomorrow.

Em.

PLAN B.

2009-10-22T05:04:00.001-07:00

should have been PLAN A all along.
but I let my stinking pride get in the way BUT no more.

assholes deserves to get what they deserves.
and I deserve to give them what they bloody deserve.

GAME ON LOSERS.

the pissed, ashC.

the pain.. THE PAIN!

2009-10-22T03:36:00.000-07:00

Jang jang JANG..! The day I've been waiting for turns out to be 1) well for the orthodontist 2) hell for me.

After putting braces, I've turn into a total highschool geek. Not that I'm saying anyone who puts braces looks like a geek *cough* Lorna *cough* (JK!), it's just me in particular. Let me show you before and after.

Before(no braces) vs After (braces)

Totally geekified. You see it too right. I don't even have to show my teeth in the first one.

Here's another.

Now that I've showed my teeth in both pic, can you see the difference! They called me the Smiling Queen. Hehe.

Orthodontist : You have too many teeth fitted in your small mouth. And because your teeth are straight they are very tight together and that's why your teeth are pushed out and overjet.

Emily : O.o

I believe her that my teeth are too tight together after she tried to force in the separators to create a gap but so much for that effort. My teeth won't create that gap they wanted because they can barely be moved. Oh good strong tight teeth. You've failed me.

And I have to remove 8 teeth! My mom and I tried negotiating (haha) to pull out maybe 6? But 8 teeth still have to come out. Tell you why nxt time.

Oh food glorious food!

I can barely eat and talk. No need to mention the pain. Anyone I talked to looked weirdly at my mouth when I'm talking and they have this urge to follow my mouth movement, like it's as contagious as smiling. Get it? I don't know how they make out my words though, I can barely understand myself.

Maybe if I don't show my teeth that often, no one will notice.

Did it work??!

New member of the Star Trek fan,

Emily.

Ps, I'm just joking. I love geeks. =3

I'll come up with some type of post soon enough.

2009-10-21T02:51:00.000-07:00

My poor sister is the only one trying to keep the blog alive!
I'm a horrible blogger and my brother's worst.

my resolution : to write at least 3 posts between this week. but BEWARE, I never said what type of posts they would be and I am known to talk heaps of shits(;

anyhooo, I'm starved! buh-bye.

the slack, ashC.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

2009-10-20T03:49:00.001-07:00

Dear CUCU,

thankyou for that lovely post you wrote about ah mah.
Ah mah feels blessed and shall heed for your advice in the future(:

Love, AH MAH.

ps. I've got tonsillitis. BEST GIFT EVER FOR MYSELF.
pps. I'm going to heed for that "use your common sense" advice very soon.

Say Cheese..!

2009-10-20T00:09:00.000-07:00

*drum rolls*

My braces came on today. No pics, I look too horrible.

Emily, the braces face.

To my little sister.

2009-10-19T04:31:00.000-07:00

Dear Grandma,
Where are you?
Love Cucu. =p

Can't believe you're turning 17 today. It seems like it was just yesterday I was changing your diapers (and getting mine changed too). Hehe. You even used to be shorter than me, now you're going to be as tall as the tallest man on earth. =p

(Give you 3 more months to beat him).

We used to fight a lot as little kids, don't we? Me, Clarence, ganging up on you. Haha good times. Now look at us, bunch of big grown silly kids.

(I see that your legs became hairier too) xD

You have a bad temper, but I can see that you're trying hard to change. Rmb to ask for God's guidance. Don't give up because He doesn't gives up. And, pleasee use some common sense once in a while. Seriously.

(So emo on your birthday?)

I'm going to put braces on your birthday. You brought me pain since the day you were born. But never once that I wish you weren't my sister because the fun and joy we shared surpasses the pains.

Happy Birthday, Little Sis. Hope to see you as a psychologist someday. God bless.

Love Emily, your big wonderful sister. Hehe.

PS : Thanks for lending me your money.

To Mr Perfect.

2009-10-14T04:54:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Yong Han! You've finally turn 20 today. How does it feels to be old? =p

Our history :
We first met when he was in form 2 and me form 1 in STAR. He was a prefect (hot, sexy prefect), taking care of my class when all the teachers had a meeting (familiar experience isn't it. Teachers gone, prefects became the boss). We hardly talked *regrets*, and only caught a glimpse of each other once in a while (my school ain't that big). He used to be the middle man between me and someone, and now, he has become my main man.

We used to chat during our early highschool days. But later on, I've changed from ICQ to MSN and we lost contact. I forgot to tell him my add (hehe) and he asked my friends but they won't give him (haha, I've such good friends =p).

For a long time, I've forgot about his existence and he about mine. But now, all I think about is him, I dream about him all day and long for him presence everyday. He's just perfect.

Thanks Yong Han, for giving me the best memories of my life.

Happy 20th Birthday. God bless you. =]

Love, Em.

Tears

2009-10-13T17:14:00.000-07:00

*cries* My teeth hurts so bad that I can't even eat. *looks at my cereal*

I'm sorry that I used to make fun of those wearing braces. I know how it feels now.

Ah, the pain, THE PAIN! I'm going to sleep again to forget my misery.

Hungry Em.

Beyond Broke.

2009-10-11T06:12:00.001-07:00

I am officially broke. That's right. Me, Daddy's Princess is broke. No more fairy tale.

I left 32 bucks! And I still have my sis present to buy. So I borrowed her money to buy her present. So technically, she's buying her own present. Haha! (Don't worry, Ash. You will get the previous money you loaned me back.. monthly) Nxt are Caleb's and my Mom's birthday present. I'm going crazy trying to think how to get some money.

According to my calculation, I have only one way to get the money. Steal. =p

*Sniff* I really wanted to buy some shoes that I've been thinking of for so long - 3 pairs isn't much right. Oh well, I've learn a very good lesson here.

I've learned that in reality, you can't get anything unless you steal. Haha kidding.
I've learned to save.. on food? xD. I'm starving.

Saving is harder than spending..!

Emily.

Up

2009-10-10T06:11:00.000-07:00

"Up" was alright. Funny, cute but kind of childish with the expected familiar value of friendship. They need more action you know but love the humour though. Overall, good movie.

I love Doug the Dog (it rhymes!). He is just the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Look, his belly is touching the ground!

Doug's joke :

'Would you like to hear a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "Hi tree! I'm a squirrel, and I forgot to bury nuts so now I am dead." The joke is funny because the squirrel gets dead.' (Lol)

Doug's Most Touching Line that makes you wanna go "NAWWW..!!!"

"I was hiding under your pouch because I love you." (NAWWW...!!!)
(You probably have to have watch the movie already to get that touching bit)

I want a dog just like Doug. Just joking Brandy. You're my only golden retriever... who just can't talk.

I had the best cinema experience today. My cinema had beanbags instead of the normal seats and we brought loads of food in. What's more, there were no one else but my siblings and I in the cinema. No heads to block our views and no one to shush us.

Ah, it felt like home doesn't it. Just stretch your legs out, lie back and enjoy the movie.

Cheers!

Emily.

Buddy and his backyard gang.

2009-10-09T06:18:00.000-07:00

From the land of Buddy, we say "Hello!"

~~Barney's~~ Buddy's song :

We play with Buddy everyday,
We play with his friends too,
When ever we go out,
Our friends will always shout,
"You are Buddy and the backyard gang,
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha."

And yet we wonder why Buddy is always so depressed. Sorry Buddy. =]

Love your owner, Em.

Me and my piano.

2009-10-03T23:33:00.000-07:00

My dream is to have a stunning white grand piano sitting in a room, under the gleaming sun. In that room, everything in it is exactly like the old English time with huge golden windows. In that room, it'll just me and my piano (and the birds singing outside).

Sometimes, I would like to play on a stage, surrounded by darkness, light shinning down only on my piano and I. No audience. Just me and my piano.

I want my kids in the future to go, "Wow, look at Mummy playing the piano. I want to play just like you, Mummy." =]

Emily.

Define "Love".

2009-10-03T06:59:00.000-07:00

What is Love?

I'm really confuse. How did it all started? How can we tell if we love someone? Why do we love our parents? Is it because we've seen them labored and cared for us so much? Or is it because they first loved us? Or both?
And as parents, why love us? Why all the hard work to bring us up?

I don't understand. Assume it's because of the sacrifice and the love others have for us first that made us love them too, so does the statement "I LOVE Hawaii" still applies? Did Hawaii sacrifice for us? Or maybe Hawaii loved us first?

As for couples, how sure are you that you love your partner? Is it because of the experience you've shared together? So then what about love at first sight (no shared experience)? Barely knew each other and already in love with him/her?

I really don't get love. Maybe it's JUST a strong feeling of care that we have for certain people that we decided to call that "love".

Or I could be wrong.

Confused, Em.

Just another day.

2009-10-03T06:42:00.000-07:00

My beautiful baby.

I went out with Sab and Shaun to have some chocolates (yeah!) at this newly popular shop called Lindth. In my opinion, Shaun and Sabby will make such a cute couple. *please don't kill me guys*. They kept fighting like couples do, and you should see them ordering food together. Shaun looks like the father, and Sab the mother. Lol. *seriously, don't kill me*

*love*

We watched Fame. Good, nice movie with super talented musicians and singers but still not quite there yet to make it to Emily's favourite list.

Speaking of movies, why the heck are there so many good movies on at the same time tonight?! I can clearly see the competition there. I kept flipping through the channels to try to watch all of them together.

2009-10-02T07:47:00.000-07:00

Crappy College Square's net. Grrr, I'm definitely moving out of College Square next year. I can only upload 1 picture at a time.

(Grr'ing deep down >=3)

I went to Dandenong Ranch. Oh, you must know this, I. FED. THE. COCKATOOS! They're soo adorably. I just want to steal them and hug them soo tightly till they eyes poop out. =3

First they were all scare of us (pretending to be, pfft). Once they're warm up to you, brace yourself. They'll come in all directions. However, they are such gentle creatures. I couldn't feel a thing when they grab food of my hand. And did I mention they're picky eaters. (Oh c'mon, where can you birds get free easy food all the time, and yet you choose to be picky?!)

Warming up.

Getting there. Rmb that it's only pretending to be shy.

Isn't it adorable!

BTW, Ash doesn't only boss over humans, she also bosses over animals. 3 cockatoos were fighting over the food from her hand and suddenly she scolded them (1 by 1) and they just stood there, listening to her (and probably repenting too).

My birds were so wonderful. They lined up to grab a mouth full of food then moved on. Evil people just gives off evil aura and vice versa. Hehe.

I gave up trying to upload more pictures. They're up on Facebook anyway.

Anyway, my bed awaits.

Emz.

Happy happy Joy joy =]

2009-09-30T06:14:00.001-07:00

I am soo happy! I can't believe I'm homealone! My roommate went back to M'sia for a while for her debate competition. All the best Em and no offence but its good to have a place to yourself once in a while right. Hehehehee I'm so excited that I don't know what to do first. I feel like dancing in my panties and no one would care! Hehehehehe..~!

Writen by Emily!

I miss you.

2009-09-26T08:22:00.000-07:00

Guess you and me will only be just memories. =(

Only when you're gone, I learn to appreciate you more. :'{

em.

Fifi is a fake?!

2009-09-24T20:17:00.000-07:00

Yup, remember my new dog. Its a fake. Teehehe. Its just some toy my Dad bought to fool us. Gosh, he just has no where else to throw his money. Some people actually needs the money *cough* me *cough*.

A Day in Pompeii

2009-09-22T06:47:00.000-07:00

Last... was it Friday? Can't remember when was this. Anyway, my sis wanted to do something educational for once and brought my mom and I to the Melbourne Museum. Yeah, it was pretty cool at first but then, we all got bored. The worst part was the exhibition about Pompeii. The line was soo long, I swear if Ash didn't stop talking to me, I would have slept in the queue.

First we saw this gigantic genuine bone structure from a Blue Whale and guess what?! It's the biggest exhibition in the museum yet the smallest among the Blue Whales. Yeah, we were still pretty excited since entering the museum and went "wow" at everything, but not for long.

Then we met "Fluffy" (name given by Ashley). Can't see why or how is it fluffy. As you can see, I'm staring at it and thinking.

That flying dinosaur that I can never seem to remember its' name!

Naww, look! It's smiling and posing for the camera! =3

One more time Dino! *snap* Such a good boy!

Yes, tweezers already existed during the ancient egyptian time. During Mona Lisa's time, shavers was invented to shave off all the eyebrows. Hehe.

There was a really interesting section in the museum. Pictures and statues of nude men and women in exact details were everywhere! And there were even many child-like drawings (as above) on the wall, IN DETAILS. And childbirth video kept playing at one corner. Ouch!

And then, there was the great Phar Lap, Australia's Wonder Horse! He was a racing horse, and was the biggest and the fastest horse there is during that time. He won medals after medals. In the end, some jealous competitors poisoned poor Phar Lap. However, his story still goes on and memories of him will always be with us. *sniff*

*salute*

Let me tell you about Pompeii history. Once upon a time, there was a Roman town called Pompeii and nearby the town, there was an active volcano called Mount Vesuvius. One day, the volcano errupted and poof! the city became Koko Krunch! Lol kidding. After the erruption, Pompeii was buried under 60 feet of dust and ashes from the volcano in just 2 days time. Its something like the city of Atlantic.

The erruption.

A cast of a dog that archaeologists believed to have been chained up and couldn't escape. Poor doggy!

Cast of 2 women who couldn't escape as well.

There were many more people that couldn't manage to escape in time too. I pity the prisoners who got chained up and the people just left them behind, like that poor dog! Some people are animals! But who could blame them. If we were in their shoes, panic attack! All we could think of is save ourself. That's all our brain wants us to think and do : Run, save yourself, lift those fat feet!

You know what, after blogging about my day at the museum, it wasn't as bad as I thought it was. It was actually really educational. Sure I was bored but I get bored with everything. I wouldn't know what Pompeii was if I hadn't been to the museum. I wouldn't know Phar Lap or that ancient egyptians have tweezers already and some other interesting facts. My apologies to the Melbourne Museum. =]

Emily.

Love bites

2009-09-20T07:18:00.000-07:00

I always get an insect bite on my forehead, face, legs, arms or neck every first night when I come back home from my apartment. I would like to think of it as a love bite. My, that insect must really misses me =]. And yesterday was my first night back in my home again and this time, it gave me a little love bite on my lips. Looks like you got a little competition, Yong Han =3.

My form of exercise is walking for 6 hours non-stop. *faint* Yes, it does your legs good. Hehe.

Emmy.

Fifi!

2009-09-20T05:40:00.000-07:00

Last few weeks of uni was really hectic. I had post-it sticked everywhere of what I was suppose to do and stuff like exams, assignments, appointment, etc. Bio and chinese exams went alright but linear algebra was a total messed-up. On the bright side, no more assignments! EXCEPT for linear. =( Linear algebra is really getting on my nerves. I feel so dumb; I'm the only one in class that doesn't get anything. But I'm ASIAN! Asian and maths go together! (not being racist).

I am on hols now! Yes! I soo need the break. I was on the edge of breaking down from all the stress. I was going crazy!

See what I mean! But God told me to trust in Him which I find it hard lately to do that. I take everything to my own hands. Even Pastor Larry preached about trusting God today. When I gave God all my worries, I felt a weight had been lifted off me. Praise God!

Anyway last Sat was my roommate's birthday. Happy Belated Birthday Em! Since she did not have the time to celebrate it with me, I've decided to wake up early in the morning (before she wakes up) and go to the best cake shop (thanks for the info Derek) to get her a cake. That shop was just right RIGHT in front of my eyes and thanks to my bad sense of direction, I walked like a mile away from that shop.

After walking the wrong direction for soo long, I FINALLY realized that I was walking the wrong way and decided to call Derek (sorry for waking you up so early Derek =/). How blind can I be? Maybe I shouldn't take any flight alone in my entire lifetime. Who knows where I may end up.

=]x

Moving on, guess what?! Sneak peek below. =3

Yup, you've guessed it. Look at my new dog! Fifi! Now I have :
Barney, Junior (Bunior), Brandy, Brenda, Bingo, Buddy and Fifi (Bifi). =3

Last Father's Day, we took a family portrait in church. Where's my older bro?! It's wasn't a professional shoot but we did it for fun.

Gosh, my Mom's so fair!

People always think that I'm Ash's cousin or friend from school. Can't you see the resemblance?! For example

Random person talking to Ash : So how's your Dad/Mom? What are they doing? Where do you live and so on.
Ash answers.
Random person turns to me : What about you? Where's your parents?
Look at Ash and smile : Not here =]

Emmy.

A trip long long ago.

2009-09-12T19:11:00.000-07:00

Ish, I give up trying to upload the pictures I took with Sab. I don't know what's wrong with my blog. I even tried uploading pictures during my exam period (notice my effort), but it failed me. I am very dissappointed in you, blog. Anyway, these are just some that I managed to upload.

See that girl in the blue jumper. It was some random girl we picked up from the side of the road. Pity her, she had no where else to go and what a coincidence, we had one more space in our car so why not! Bless others and you'll be bless. Karma =p.

A bunch of crazy emus. One of them was called Ashley. It won't come unless we call it Ashley.

If you google emu up, you'll get to see this famous picture:

Crazy and devilish looking isn't it. Well, after seeing the real ones, I'll never doubt this picture again.

Confession :

I, Emily was that girl wearing that blue jumper. If you see my facebook pictures, you'll see that I look awfully weird. It wasn't my fault! My family rang me up in my apartment telling me that we were going to some lake with Sab. Hmm lake, pack light. When I got home, they told me they were going to Lake Mountain to see snow! What the heck. It'll be freezing! I did not bring any winter jacket back. So I just had to put on whatever I could find in my house.

I was wearing my high-school jumper plus a long sleeve turtle neck plus a thermal wear inside and my leggings plus my very very old tight pants. Oh, that's not all. I brought my mom's scarf, an extra jacket and shirt, and a wool ugg in my bag. I know I look hideous so I disguised myself with a pair of glasses and a cap.

To make thing worst, it happened to be a very hot day. So no mountain, no snow, nada. And I'm stuck in my suffocating outfit. Great, just great.

Oh well, good experience. Overall, it was a good fun day, right Sab? xD

em.

So I have a slight weird taste in pet...

2009-09-12T05:09:00.000-07:00

meet FLUFFY!

my new profound pet snake(:

being the longest and biggest in the world, he's such a legend.

well, FLUFFY loves meeting and playing with new people.

WANT TO PLAY WITH FLUFFY? (:

the eccentric, ashC.

Another note to self.

2009-09-08T23:27:00.000-07:00

UPDATE!

ashC.

Problems.

2009-09-04T00:21:00.000-07:00

Gah, I tried uploading my roommates performance pictures but it kept failing.
Still waiting to get the pictures of our outing with Sabby.

I had a Chinese test today. Say bye bye to 100%. Haha you should have seen Shaun Shern trying to answer that test. He looked so nervous.

Rmb my post about big butts because my jeans kept dropping. Well, I found out that my skirts and shorts do the same thing. I went into Bardot and try on a one size smaller jeans because they didn't have my usual size and guess what? It fit and still had some looseness to it. Yay! I wonder if my diet is really working or my working out has finally paid off or was it that Kellogg's cereal (the jeans challenge) I've been eating.

Either way, good news for me! And bad news for my wardrobe.

Dear Daddy, I need more money to shop now that all my pants don't fit me.
(sometimes I wish my parents do read my blog =p)

I had a wound since Sunday from some sharp stuff in my boots. I walked so much that day too and din dare to do anything in case my Dad decided to fuss about my boots. You know, parents. "Why can't you just wear a simple shoes?" I can imagine my Dad saying that.
It's so itchy! And the exposing flesh is soo gooey and red. Apa-apa Yong Han dapat, Emily pun dapat. We always have the same wound. Erm, we're connected in every way? =p

Emily.

NOTE TO SELF.

2009-09-03T03:15:00.000-07:00

get organised!

everywhere, ashC.

2009-08-30T00:56:00.000-07:00

Went out with all of my Dad's friends again. Yes Sabrina's Dad and my Dad are best friends I think. Spent time with them since Friday. I had a great time. Sad that they're leaving tonight. They're all so bubbly and Sabrina is so cute! xD. And there were also her cool siblings, Dustin and Deborah. And another Chan clan (but not related to me though), Caitlin and Melissa Chan.

I'll post up the pictures soon.

Em.

Pictures?

2009-08-29T03:31:00.000-07:00

maybe later.

the 40th post poster, ashC(:

When camwhores meet.

2009-08-24T00:34:00.001-07:00

When Ash came over to the city, what did we do?

CAMWHORE..!

(As you can see, Ash's weirdness begins here!)

(I was unhappy)

(Because she didn't involve me)

(Climax of her weirdness)

(She kept trying to harass Alan's birthday present)

And we met up with Sabby at the Crown Hotel. Oh yeah, we so did meet Tom Kat and Suri. Lol I wish but Sab saw Katie Holmes and baby Suri. Lucky girl! Anyway her family were staying at the hotel so since our parents know each other, we decided to meet up.

(What do you do when you meet a Monash friend? You wear their nemesis' jumper - Melb Uni)

(Sab camera shy. Hehe..)

(I look like a homo)

(Peekaboo! )

(Bernie's pose)

Ta Em.

When I get bored..

2009-08-22T09:06:00.001-07:00

..I call random people(;

out,ashC!

Let me boast.

2009-08-21T18:37:00.001-07:00

cause I did it!
I fianlly had my first amatuer gig with my very own band and song!

it was my 15 minutes of fame and it was gooooooooooooooooood(;

and I'm hungry. my sister is starving me!
hah! kidding! we had a feast last night! and we shall again today(:

pictures will be up soon!
tata!

the overjoyed, ashC.

Japanese Wannabe

2009-08-20T06:10:00.001-07:00

My roomie is performing in a chinese musical production, "The Puppet", tomorrow night. I'm so proud of her. Can't wait to see her and Alan perform. They both are mad talented singers.

My sis is coming along with me and staying overnight at my place. Food, here we come! I wouldn't want my sis to go hungry now, would I? xD

Yeah I'm just using her as an excuse to feast like crazzy!

And my Dad is coming back this Sat so when he's back, there's no stopping me now.

Roomeh's picture at the top and the 2 tickets I bought.

I luvvv Loovee [heeearrtttt] Japanese stuffs. I want my future house to be full of japanese decorations. My husband better be ready to deal with that. Hehe.

My dad even bought me products from either Korea or Japan (not sure where). Even if it's Korea's, it's still something like Japan's right? Lol.

Have you even seen such adorable Japanese dolls in your life?! Just look at them!

I want the whole collection! See if all my friends each buy me 1 type for my birthday, I'll have the whole set in just 1 year! xD

Em.

My dream butt.

2009-08-18T06:50:00.000-07:00

Kim Kardashian's dashing butt.

Daaaannggg girrl..!

More Maccas or should I say, McValue Triple Combo Large Meal with extra large fries and extra large coke with 2 cups of sundaes for me please. I got a trunk to fill. =3

Sorry that I'm still not done with my obsession with big butts.

Em.

Butts.

2009-08-16T22:32:00.000-07:00

I know you guys are probably bored with the Lorna stories already. (Sorry Lorna, the people has spoken).

My two darlings.

Alright latest news,

~its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes~
Time to run wild animals.
Boys and girls, its time to keep those puffy jackets,
Put on those sexy outfit, bikinis and take of those shirts, boys cause its time to
PARTAY..!
Winter is saying, "Chao Darling" and summer is saying, "I'mmm.. coming back so you better get this party started!"

Before that, I got to go burn all those fats I've been storing up for winter. Gym time! Living on my own here, I can control what I eat but when I get back home, gosh, I'm like feasting for a month!

I hate laundry days. And I'm getting scars everywhere from doing houseworks. How does my Mom do it?!

You know what! I don't have any junk in my trunk!! I need some bottoms if you know what I mean.
Em : My butt is flat! Euww..!
Ash : That's what I've been trying to tell you!

~I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face..~

Teehehe..

Just kidding. My new jeans are always perfect at first and then they start getting looser. Its frustrating so I wish I got big butts to hold my jeans in place. Lol. I don't mind big butts or flat bottoms but I know what Yong Han likes. Lol.

Emily.

You killed me.

2009-08-15T05:33:00.000-07:00

yes, chatterbox people who are still mourning cause Lorna is gone.
THANKS!

you killed my inspiration.
KILLED IT!!

...
now I feel like a jerk.
naturally, I would be happy, but my med turns me hippy for a while which means..
I feel bad.

I'm just going to go to the corner and sulk.
or sleep. whichever comes first.

DON'T CARE IF THIS POST IS BORING! MY CHATTER IS BORING!

from the drugged, ashC.

ps. I'm not actually really angry about the whole chatterbox thing. I just don't get it cause I don't really know Lorna like you guys.
pps. I like Lorna so nothing against her.
ppps. I really am on med, so alittle cuckoo but I'll be fine soon(:

The worst day of my life.

2009-08-13T18:10:00.001-07:00

My bestest best friend left at 10am today to the states. I know that we're already apart but this time is different. This time, I might not get to see her for a long long time. And for that, this is the worst day of my life. Sigh. I'm already missing you, Lorna!!

Nisha and I were just talking about her yesterday, about how she was there when our faith needed encouragement, when our sorrows needed lifting, when we just needed someone to be there. Nisha was right about never regretting meeting her and so do I. I thank God for putting a wonderful person in my life.

And Hong Kim was right too. To every meeting there is a parting.

And what kind of best friends doesn't take pictures together! No slumber party and no pictures?! And what's more? The last memories we have of each other is that we're both sinners.

Lorna : Now the last memories we have of each other is us gambling. What am I going to tell my kids about you nxt time? Aunty Emily is a gambler?!

Hahaha. It'll be my first and last. And besides, it wasn't really gambling if all you guys are using MY money.

I drew a pic of us together. Imagine this is a real photo.

You'll always be the tall one and I, the short one.
You'll always be the twin tower and me the bridge.
You, Darth Vader/Count Dooku (evil) and me, Master Yoda (good).
And you will ALWAYS be my best friend.

Emmy.

Farewell my friend.

2009-08-12T04:41:00.000-07:00

I can't believe Lorna is leaving to the states this Friday. I won't be seeing her for a long long time. She'll be back for her hols (if she still misses M'sia) around July and I'll only be back on December. Why Lorna, WHY?!

(Ain't she gorgeous)

We met during primary school. She looks nothing like how she does now. She used to have this glasses and short hair (NERD! =p) and now she has blossomed into this beautiful young lady. We used to be in Simpang Lima and then we both transferred to Taman Gembira. After primary, we decided to work in a market. Haha kidding. We applied STAR and thanks to her mom, Lorna, Fo and myself got into STAR and in the same class.

I used to have this dream of us living together in an apartment, away from our parents, living the fab life. Well, we're both living on our own now (soon-to-be for Lorna) and well, mine isn't that fab but hopefully hers will be, but not together. Guess that dream will never ever come true. *sniff*

(Lorna and Annmarie-our primary schoolmate)

Sure we have our ups and downs, but that's how our friendship grew. We used to go to Sunway Lagoon all the time with our friends when we were younger and who can ever forget SHOPPING! with just her and her mom. Btw, her mom is super awesome! She's so wonderful! She's like a second mom to me. Her mom baked a cake for me on my 16th birthday when my parents weren't around and she took me along to where ever she and Lorna would go. I love them both so very much. *sniff sniff*

(Nish and Henri having their last maccas with Lorna)

Lorna is the most outdated person I've ever met. =p When everyone started using Facebook, she finally figured out how to create a Friendster account. She used to hardly come online because she doesn't know how to work MSN out. (Thank goodness she knows how now before she leaves). And when she does come on, everyone will say, "This is a miracle! Lorna is online!" LOL.

(As you can see, she's having trouble playing card games too) Hehe.

The first thought that came to everyone's mind when they see her is, "Oh my, you're soo tall!" Yup that's my friend. The tallest girl in school. "Lorna, if you ever become a famous supermodel, don't forget me alright." I can just imagine Lorna saying this, "Emily Chan, who's that?" Whateverr..

(A born-to-be model)

Dear Lorna,

I'm going to miss you soo dearly. I know its weird that I'm being nice to you (hehe) but that's what best friends are for right; best friends be mean to one another all the time until something like this happens. Remember those times we used to reminisced about our silliness in primary and how we would laugh until our eyes became teary. I hope one day, we can leave our kids behind and just have a drink together and talk about all those again. I just want to wish you all the best in your future and hope you will have a good time there and make great new friends (not as great as me k). I hope to see you real soon again. You know what, we never had a sleepover before! What kind of best friends doesn't have a slumber party! Oh and don't forget to get me something, ntg big, just Brad Pitt's autograph! Lol. Nah, just bring yourself back in one piece, the best gift ever. Have a safe trip my dear friend. I love you. *hugs and kisses*

Love,

Emily

Definition.

2009-08-09T02:35:00.000-07:00

Here's what define a bunch of GOOD AWESOME siblings.

GOOD AWESOME siblings always take the opportunity to snap a picture with you even if you're hanging in midair.

mine did(:

if your siblings aren't like mine, well, go to the corner and sulk(;

jumping off! ashC the daredevil.

X'am

2009-08-08T06:10:00.000-07:00

(Yong Han and his 'X')

X for X'am. Lol.
I always wanted to show where I sat for my exams and I finally remembered to post about it.

(A cube building)

I remembered I had to check out the way to my exam hall a day before because well, anyone who knows me, knows that I have a terrible and a horrible sense of direction.

(The playground for kinder kids)

I actually managed to find my way there with my friend's instruction and my wonderful instinct. Btw, whenever Ash (my navigator) gets us both lost, I always find my way out with my instinct, and of course, follow some random car. Anyway, when I got there, I was so amazed by the beautiful scenery.

(I'm sorry I couldn't capture the beauty of the scenery)

Here it is! The Royal Exhibition Building.

Yup this is where I sat for my exams.

I took my exam in a world heritage site! Can't believe they let vandals like me to enter that building. Joke!

And beside it was this cool Melbourne museum and Imax theatre.

Imax is like a cinema, playing the latest movie, except this is in 3D!

Here are the cons about my exam place. Firstly, it's far and I had to walk there every morning whenever I had an exam. Secondly, it was during winter time and seriously, just when I thought the day couldn't get worse, it had to rained heavily. It rained whenever I had an exam! No umbrella and all I had was a pathetic hoodie. I was shivering so hard. And thirdly, I couldn't think during exam because it was sooo cool inside! I wore so many layers of tops plus jackets and jeans plus leggings but I was still shivering like mad. Oh well, at least I did not fail though I was expecting better.

Em.

A Letter from Home

2009-08-06T05:50:00.000-07:00

Dear Owners,

I miss you all so dearly. I wonder when are you going to come back and pamper me. I feel so miserable here. Brandy and Brenda kept annoying me. Bingo, that beast!, made me feel insecure about being the only basset hound here. Please get rid of him.

Love, Buddy.

Purplelicious.

2009-08-04T03:29:00.000-07:00

I noticed everything around me is purple.
PURPLELICIOUS..! (Fergie's song-Fergelicious)

My top and my mobile.

My bed.

My bed and I.

My pencil case plus eraser.

My brand new tooth brush.

My Bio file.

My clock and cordless mouse. See my Ice Age mouse pad. =3

My roommate's and my hand wash and dishwasher.

My roommate's purple cup.

Her purple tote bags.

My purple jacket.

Our hairbrush.

See! Maybe because purple is such a conspicuous colour so it steals the spotlight from the rest of the other colours. NO, I'm not a big fan of purple. I'm an all-rounder colour person.

Emmy.

When you get locked up in the locker bays with a bunch of friends.

2009-08-03T06:33:00.000-07:00

here are some tips when you're locked in the locker bays with your mates.

laugh alot.
yell "ORGIE" and start tackling people.
walk around the locker bay to find a way out. you can also try packing your bag.
when finally realised that there's no way out, start slamming into the door.
after a while, when you realised that you're hurting due to slamming into the door repeatedly, slam your friends into the door.
threaten to eat the asian in the group when planning for worst-case scenarios.
realise that the asian is the most valuable one in the group, so threaten to eat the skinniest in the group instead.
When senses finally kicked in, start calling everyone you know to come open the doors. for this, you MIGHT want to get someone reliable.
while waiting, you could all get to know each other better OR you could kill each other out of boredom.
after waiting for a few minutes after the call, realise that your friend isn't coming and start cursing and calling again.
get aggitated and then start yelling.
when the door is getting kicked by some bimbos out there, start kicking back and calling names.
when asked a question by a bimbo, i.e. are you dead yet?, yell back some cutting remarks to shut them up. *don't need rocket science to do this. bimbos are stupid anyways. anything shuts them up.
wait a few more minutes, and a good smaratian will eventually help you out.
YOU'RE SAVED!

it's pretty easy(;

if you're not as bold or if you're just plain lazy(like me), that's okay. you could always just amuse yourself watching your friends go crazy. I did that. helped with my claustaphobia too(:

remember kids. locking the locker bays on someone else isn't cool, it's pitiful. and it you are one of those idiots or bimbos that think that you're so damn cool, better check again because I'm pretty sure your vocabulary won't even cover up half, or any, of the words that are being thrown at you all the time and the only thing you know how to do is well, be stupid.

in other words, go screw yourself jack-asses.

ashC the claustaphobic signing off!

Nerdy Cauliflower.

2009-08-02T04:33:00.000-07:00

I can finally use my internet in my apartment and was going to print out all those stuff that I missed printing them last week, but NOooo, they did not give me a cable to connect the printer to my laptop. What kind of printer doesn't include everything! On the bright side, its a laser printer. =3

Seriously, how do you cut a whole cauliflower? Nice to eat, hard to chop, cook AND wash the dishes. Life is so much simpler with fast food.

To skip classes or not to skip? Hmm, well, I've decided to be a nerd this sem so..

How to be a nerd?
- Study 24/7
- pay attention to my lecturers
- skip chinese classes. =]

Testing webcam.

x Emily x

Got to love spiders.

2009-08-02T03:21:00.000-07:00

Emily(in room) : AH MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me(in living room) : what?
Emily : ...
Me : WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT?!
*walks to her room
Me : WHATTTTTTT?!
Emily : Look up.
Me*looks up : ew, spider. and it's not daddy long legs. *jumps on bed as well.
Emily : kill it lah.
Me : you kill it lah. it looks soo scary. it's not daddy long legs! I only kill daddy long legs!
*argues more.
*get Sue Jin's exercise book and the oh so handy dustpan.
Emily : okay, I'll throw the book at it, when it comes down, you hit it with the dustpan. okay?
Me : okay.
Emily : *throws book. misses
Emily and I : *screams and retreats further into the corner of the bed.
Me : throw again.
Emily : *throws and misses...again.
*after a few attempt.
Me : aiyo, give that book to me. *takes book. gets closer to spider. and throws book. *hits spider. spider falls. *jumps off bed. starts hitting it repeatedly with the book until the cover come off.
*after a while.
Emily : eh, whose book is that?
Ashley : heh. Sue's.
*both starts laughing cause I was meant to return the book to Sue Jin but been using it to kill bugs.

Caleb(while walking) : so Jie, don't forget you know, watch out for the *OUCH!
* quickly jumps aside. *stands agape while staring at the floor
Me : oi. what?
Caleb : *continues standing agape while staring at the floor.
Me : Caleb! WHAT were you saying man?
Caleb : *stands there agape and leans closer to the floor.
Me : OI! WHAT?!
Caleb : *inspect the floor.
Caleb : nevermind. I think I've stepped on it. it's okay. it's dead. cause I stepped on it. So pain steping on it. *continues mumbling on.
Me : HAHAHAHAAAAA! I think you're in shock. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! go to your room.
Caleb : okay. yer. I stepped on it lah. so pain and disgusting. it's quite big also. yer *continues muttering. *goes upstairs after stopping to check his foot for the spider's body.
Me : *laughs and walk aimlessly into my sister's room.

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Stories aren't exactly accurate. I just made up something along the lines of the true story to fill in the gap of my poor failing memory.

well, have a good weekend!
and be on the lookout for spiders(;

Ash.

Kitties!

2009-08-01T05:57:00.000-07:00

Finally, I can use the net. My gosh, first week of uni was relaxing but soo boring! I don't really have much classes this first week so I slept the whole day. I'm such a pig, I know.

I rented 5 dvds to watched : Emma, Sex in the city, and 3 Lord of the Rings movies. Emma was good, sex in the city... well, kids, don't ever watch it. I thought it was about fashion but I didn't know they have loads of those "colouring" scenes. I thought the title was just a title! Anyway, Lord of the Rings was awesome. Finished watching all 5 dvds in 2 days! See how bored I was.

I decided to go job hunting since I'm so free.

Hendra took this pic.

Do you know what this is?

It's a map to Nottingham University by Captain Yong Han. Lol. I have to head north, pass a rainbow, a forest and a devil to find my love beside the mountains. I think its approximately 3 kms.

And he drew me a hundred colourful kitties for my birthday! They are so adorable. Thanks, Yong Han. You're the best!

Here's my sweetheart and me.

Yong Han, I know you think I look funny in this outfit but too bad! =p

Chanster.

2009-07-31T03:53:00.001-07:00

This was our best pictures everrr..

See how cute we are.

First up, Ashley.

Apparently something happened to her face, I'm not going to say what, so we decided to make her a new face but she wasn't happy at all, as you can see.

Secondly, Caleb. (myself)

They gave me a helmet to cover up my ugly hair and a glasses to make me look cooler. Look at that bright face. SO HAPPY.

Lastly, deng deng deng.. Emily.

She went makeup crazy with the powder and turn into this monstrosity. If you ever see her, she'll give you her killer smile, and I do mean killer.

Caleb.

2009-07-28T03:52:00.000-07:00

Jie, give me money also.
You too Er Jie. HAHA!!
Oh yea... YOU too, Readers!!
Transfer all ur saving k. =)

the poor-ER, Caleb

I NEED

2009-07-28T00:44:00.001-07:00

money damnit Jie!
transfer it soon(;

the poor, ashC.

Pathetic'ness

2009-07-26T23:41:00.000-07:00

I won't be blogging for a week because I did not pay for this month's net. (using my uni's net). Gah! I can't survive one week without internet!

And I won't be uploading much pics because my new laptop is too arrogant to receive pictures from my mobile. Please bear with my webcams pictures.

I'm starving because I only ate yogurt for lunch. Pathetic..

I couldn't print out any lecture notes / my timetable because once again, I can't use my net. Pathetic no. 2

Anyhow, my first day back to uni was alright. I love first week of uni. So relaxing.

Emz.

CUCU! Where'd you go?

2009-07-26T04:05:00.000-07:00

claerly, we are two different people.

and we can see who among us two is the crazier one.

we can also see who can smile bigger.

and we can see who has sleepy eyes! LOL!

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I love this shot!

out! ashC.

ps. Job interview tomorrow! come on job! I need money!

Highly Disgusting. People with problems dealing with disgusting humour - go away.

2009-07-25T04:24:00.000-07:00

a thing I should clarify about in my sister's post.

the "distrations" mentioned was me jolting from my sleep, crying because of muscle ache. also, it includes farting, snoring(Caleb and me), farting alittle more and yeah(:

let me tell you a story(;

well, in one of the hotels in NZ, we were watching Ice Age 2. yes, it was very interesting and yes, I've watched it before. so anyways, while watching it, there was this part which had a very high level of TENSION. VERY HIGH. so we were watching it very very very intently, as expected. then DENG DENG DENG, the tension part was on and at that very moment, I gasped! .....and farted :D

moving on to more serious lessons learnt in NZ. *you might one to skip this if you're not a fan of gas.

did you know that there were so many ways that I could fart? yes, we actually did review on the position/situtation that I did let it loose(;

While turning.
In your face. (this is usually accidental and very rare)
Tension.
When I'm falling asleep.
In my sleep.
When I'm jolted.
While walking.(the following 2 after this and this one was what I just remembered)
Standing.
Sitting.

OVERALL, it was really a good trip. one so good that I think I'm going to go back there again to do more bungees and skydiving too, fingers crossed for this one eh(;

so who's joining me?

ashC.

The best tag in the world!

2009-07-24T19:52:00.000-07:00

Everyone's been doing tags on blogs and facebooks. Everywhere I look, there's tags..!
Well, I decided to do one too. Its the best, most awesome'ness, coolest tag in the whole wide world! The best part is that it was created be me!

1. Full name
Emily Chan XXXX XXX

2. Date of Birth
20.03.1990

3. Sex
Female

4. ID No
900320 - XX - XXXX

5. Full Address
9, Pulau Tioman 39023 Malaysia

6. Passport No
XXXXXX...

7. Bank Name
Commonwealth

8. Account No
XXX - XXX XXXXXXXX

9. Card No
XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX

10. Pin No
XXXX

11. Client No.
XXXXXXXX

12. Password to account
XXXXXX....

13. Who I tag
Everyone (even if I don't know you)

Its a must to do it. And btw, questions no. 1 - 12 are to be handed only to me. You guys can't keep those answers to those questions.

And also, I need a picture of yourself just in case.

ID pic, not the one like this..

(Ashley in disguise)

Sigh..

2009-07-24T07:08:00.000-07:00

I'm emoing right now. Poor Yong Han, I'm giving him a hard time. Pms - the nemesis of all males.

I drove for the first time after the accident today. Scary; forgot my driving rules.
I even drove without the headlights on at night.

Anyway I drove my sis and myself to the mall.
I told myself not to buy anything and guess what, I shopped in a freaking mall called Bayside!
But that wasn't the problem. Well, here's the thing, Ash brought her $50 and I thought I had a few hundreds in my debit card but when I used it, I discover I had 0 bling bling in it.
Poor Ashley, she used up all her $50 on me and non on herself.

Btw, I owed Ash lots and lots of money. I feel so horrible. I even cheated her money in Monopoly! xD
I never ever want to be like that when I grow up.

P.s I'm too emo to post up any pics.

Em.

Chan's castle.

2009-07-21T20:37:00.000-07:00

For those of you who go, "Hmm.. I wonder how Emily's house looks like in Aus?".
Well good news, we got some pics taken inside out by experts.

What? I have good photography skills? Naww, that's so sweet.
But no, I wish I took them too. A real professional photographer took them.
Why? BECAUSE WE CAN!
"Oh Emily, that's so like you, always wasting your money on useless stuff."
ONE WORD : Teehehe..

Our living room

The master bedroom.

The balcony.

My humble bedroom.

Ash's crib.

Dining room.

The kitchen.

Unfortunately, the photographer missed Caleb's room.
Now that you have seen my house, please don't rob us cause the princess ain't going to like it.

The Princess of the house.

Her lame quote :

Emily by day,

Emz by night.

PS.

2009-07-20T00:29:00.000-07:00

the cake was homemade(;

munch your hearts out! ashC.

18th of July.

2009-07-19T04:46:00.000-07:00

Hundreds of people were born on the 18th of July.
And out of that hundreds, one very special person that we love and adore very much happens to be in our family.
Doremon is going to give the countdown to who that special someone is.

2 (Doremon can't really count)

*******

Our dearest Father.

He had worked very hard to provide us with the spoilt life that we have today.

He came from a poverty-stricken family and ofter deprived of food.

He strove to give us the best life; never letting the experience of his past impoverished life to be ours.

And we are bless to have him as our father.

Daddy,

We are sorry we hurt you sometimes but thank you for having patience with us. Thank you for your teaching and guidance in this journey of ours in this world. We thank God for you. Happy Blessed Birthday, Dad.

My Bestest Friend.

2009-07-16T20:51:00.000-07:00

Fo, Lorna and I had been best friends for ages. And who can forget Nisha and Marcus. Sure we all have our differences sometimes, but there's one thing we all have in common, we have a friend in Jesus.

My best friend, sorry, our best friend. Could be yours too.

Has always been there for us. Just like how a friend is.
Has been so real in our lives. How do we know that? Come join us and find out.

When we were down, He pulled us up.

But who are we that God is mindful of us? He never once turn away from us.

Do you know that God is thinking of us all right this very minute?

Jesus loves us..

And them..

And you.

Love, Emily.

News and Verse.

2009-07-16T04:39:00.000-07:00

The cause of Michael Jackson's (may he rest in peace) death.
Drugs - pills - painkillers - Demerol.
How did he become a popping pill addict? What/Who triggered the addiction?
PEPSI! *jang jang jang*

In 1984 (I wasn't even born yet), MJ did a commercial for Pepsi. While he was dancing, something went terribly wrong with the fire props and his head was caught on fire! He was unaware of it and kept dancing until at some point, he must have realized the fire burning his scalp due to the pain. Men came running towards him and slapping his head to put out the fire. He suffered from second and third degree burnt. Poor Mr. MJ (may he rest in peace).

After that, he became addicted to painkillers for 25 years! I guess for some people, MJ's (may he rest in peace) death really hit them hard because now, they have no one to make fun of. *cough Amy Winehouse cough*

Oh, did I mention that I'm popping pills myself too because I'm a big fan of MJ (may he rest in peace) and like to follow his footstep. Joking. I take min 8 pills max 10 pills a day. I'm starting to think its not because I'm tired. I think the cause is an insect. It bit my leg when I was in NZ on the second last day. And the next day, I felt weird. The bit mark is turning purple now. I had sore throat for a week! But I'm getting better now. I feel like I can kick Ashley's spongebob all the way to France!

Anyway, all these news are just assumptions.

(Strawberry with three sets of chromosomes. =3)

And now, I would like to share with you my favourite verse :

'"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."'

Jeremiah 29:11

God had a plan for me even before I was born..

{I am a friend of God.. I am a friend of God.. I am a friend of God,

He calls me friend!}

Josh reintroduced this song in my life. Thank you, Josh.

Em.

Baa.. New Zealand.

2009-07-11T14:07:00.000-07:00

Here's what Buddy's beloved Emily (and family) *teehehe* did in New Zealand. (Note : story line may be untrue)

First of all,

Guess what time was our flight. 4.30AM
Left house at 2.30AM!!!
Amount of time Emily slept = 45 MINS!
Oh well, I usually fall asleep in the plane anyway.

Note my tired face in the airport.

Met my cousin in the airport doing this :

Its ok Sheepy. You shall have your revenge one day.

One of Sheepy's list of things to do : Execute predator named Bernard.

WANTED

Anyway, I had a great time with my cousin. He showed us around Auckland city and brought us to a seafood restaurant by the guay side where he's working. (We got discounted =]).

Auckland sky tower.

OH did I mention I like chasing ducks. My favourite past time! I love chasing them behind my house. They're so adorable. One day, I shall have a pet duck. I used to have 2 geese until my evil dogs killed them. *growls at my dogs*

I saw heaven on earth. So many duckies!

My heart couldn't take it. It was amazingly beautiful. Too much for me to absorbed all at once. So,

I fainted.

Anyway, here are a few beautiful sceneries that I dreamed during my recovery process. I drew them all like that guy in Heroes. Amazing isn't it.

Haha. Sometimes I wonder where I get all these wild imaginations. So what if I didn't draw them, I still get credit for nice amateur photography skills right. It IS nice right?!! I took them while the car was moving. Oh, such skills. Lol. Moving on.

We went to the Bay of Islands. 3 thumbs up. That place is so stunning. The beauty of the surrounding landscape is speechless. We stayed in a house. The owner welcome any visitors/ tourists to live in his house. I would say its the best place in NZ, for retirement. Hehe. It's because there aren't any schools/unis around there.

The view from our bathroom/balcony.

My favourite part of the house. =3

Swimming pool. Caution : Don't swim too near the edge. You may be dead if you fall off.

Next, we went back to Auckland then drove to Rotorua I think. Rotorua stinks like rotten eggs. People pay good money just to see this :

And this 2 clowns.

Rainbow + geyser.

I can't remember where else we went. Hmm... I think Wellington but I can't help thinking I'm missing out something. Oh well, take a look at the pictures we took.

The Parliament house in Wellington.

The hotel we stayed in in Wellington.

Ashley wanted to do bungee so badly even before we arrived in NZ. Well, she got her wish.

Looks like fun right. Kids, you may try this at home.

I have shops called "Emilys" opened all over the world. So coming down to NZ, I took this opportunity to visit my shop. =3

Osama and partner in disguise.

My dad loves fishing.

Sorry, he's obsessed with fishing.

Ash's and Caleb's graduation.

I did not have a good sleep at all in NZ. I couldn't sleep at night because of those beastly "distractions" and I was always the first one among my siblings to HAVE to wake up (because I'm the oldest, I have to show them discipline and set a good example to them. HAH.), to eat what so called my biggest enemy, BREAKFAST! I don't mind light breakfast but western heavy breakfast is a no no for me. I couldn't sleep early because of the jet lag (NZ ahead of Aus by 2 hours).

Note my eye bags

Should have brought a concealer. Oh well, plan B - Sunnies and lots of sugar.

Over the years, Ash and I have learn the secrets of sleeping with our eyes open and pose.

Us sleeping in the middle of the road.

Ash sleeping with her teeth showing.

Still sleeping.

Zzzzz..

Anyway, I fell sick after the trip to NZ. I was soo sick. Here are the symptons of swine flu :

1) Headaches - Checked
2) Sorethroat - Checked
3) Fever - Checked
4) Vomitting - Checked
5) Coughing - Checked
6) Flu - Unchecked (Phew)

Went to see a doctor and he said I'm really tired so my immune system is weak. Yeah, my body finally had it. Well, its been 5 days and my throat still hurts and I'm spreading my disease around my house by coughing at everything - *cough* Ash's room *cough*.

Yong Han had been so caring when I was sick. He always make me smile. I feel much better whenever I talk to him. <3

Well, that's all. And remember, storyline may be untrue. Have a great day! xx

Story told by,

Emz

AM HOME.

2009-07-08T18:36:00.001-07:00

Ash.

Meh..

2009-06-30T06:45:00.001-07:00

I'm in dilemma here. =/

I'm currently doing Bachelor of Science in University of Melbourne - my dream uni and I got it (all thanks to God). Good lecturers, good tutors, beautiful English-like buildings, friends are great. The best part is that my uni is in the city! Huge variety of marvelous food. Get to move out and have my own life. Perfect!

Until I found out that University of Melbourne doesn't offer my major of interest - Biotech. Sigh. Monash does, but I don't like Monash! No offense to you monash kids out there. Its just that Melb Uni had been my dream uni. Monash and my parents place ain't that far so I can't move out; I need my own space. And Melb Uni is the best uni in Melbourne and I want the best! =p

What to do, what to do?

Should I do optometrist in Melb Uni instead or should I chase after my dream in Monash?

Ash, Olivia and Emmy

Anyway, I'll be leaving to New Zealand in 6 hours time. I hope I packed everything I needed. I hope Ash packed enough undies. =3

Ash said I look like a China tourist here :3

I'll be there for a week. Gosh, I hate travelling; the cycle of packing and unpacking, the feeling of frustration when you forgot to bring something important that you reminded yourself to bring so many times, can and will kill me.

That wasn't how I plan to spend my holidays! Sleeping, watching Tv (oh great tv) and chatting with my favourite boy is what I planned to do!

I'm going to miss not chatting with Yong Han for a week. =/

A heart-shaped nail polish that peeled off. For you, Yong Han. <3

Oh well, that's life. I'm still young =p and not working so I'll enjoy every opportunity I have right now. Like what Yong Han said, "You should appreciate the times together with your family man. You won't have the time anymore when you're working." Lol. WOMAN Yong Han, WOMAN

~Peace out~

Emz.

Siblings. and a personal note to my sister(;

2009-06-29T16:10:00.000-07:00

Can't live with them, probably am able to live without them(;

I don't get why, WHY, my sister's post has another dog's picture in it!

JIE! ARE YOU BETRAYING BUDDY?! WHAT HAPPENED TO "THIS BLOG SHALL BE ALL ABOUT BUDDY!" ?!

*break mine's and buddy's heart only. (and apparently, Caleb's too).

yes Jie, whilst you are still in bed, Caleb and I have been doing some very bad stuff to this blog. as you can already tell, your beloved brother is obssess with his butt and claims to be a new master. aiyaiyai. YOU taught him that! it's horrible!

now, he's laughing like a hyenna! oh gosh! he's telling me what he's laughing about. I should stop doing this. *stops

*5 seconds later.

yeap, am back. I didn't get what he just said. as usual. *DON'T EAT ME CALEB!

know what I feel like doing to the jokers mention in your post? I feel like plummering their head to the ground and then flushing it down the toilet. yes(:

*rereads post

Nah, I still think that it's their head that deserves the plummering and flushing, not mine(;

okay, I'm bored and BREKKIE is ready. well, not really considering the fact that I have to make my own brekkie but still(:

tata!

ashC.

PS. YOU CANNOT WRITE ON BUDDY'S BEHALF!

PPS. ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOU HAVE ANOTHER DOG'S PICTURE IN YOUR POST!

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FOOTNOTE : THE OTHER FAMILY(:

My Butt..

2009-06-29T15:59:00.001-07:00

..is very white and shiny.

..is very BEAUTIFUL.

..is YOUR master.

..is your Butt........now you just made it ugly

..is a lot better than the guy on the left.....HAHAHAHA!!

..is 'The Top of the World'

Ok, thats enough about my butt.

by Your New Masterrrrrrr!

Caleb Chan

How the world perceive us.

2009-06-29T07:11:00.000-07:00

Joker 1 : Are you from Malaysia?

Emmy : Yeah.

Joker 1 : Oh, so you're a Malay then.

Emmy : No, I'm Chinese.

Joker 1 : Oh, so you come from China then.

(slaps face)

My cousin told me this "slaps face" joke.

(happens on an aeroplane)

Joker 2 : Where are you from?

Cousin : I'm from Australia.

Joker 2 : Oh, so you come from Sydney.

Cousin : No, I'm from Canberra.
Joker 2 : Oh, that's in Sydney right?

(slaps face)

(Buddy - Chan's family dog)

Joker 3 : Ask Emily about that chinese word. She's a Malaysian.

****

Joker 3 : All Malaysians can speak chinese, why can't you?

(slaps Joker 3's face)

(Yong Han's Toto. So cutee!)

(Ash was in the changing room)

Joker 4 : So your friend trying on something?
Emmy : That's my sister.
Joker 4 : What? China doesn't allow 2 kids. How can you have a sister? Is that why you came to
Australia? To run away from the Chinese government?!
Emmy : I'm not from China.
Joker 4 : Oh, then where are you from?
Emmy : Malaysia.
Joker 4 : Oh, no wonder you got such beautiful skin. (touches his face)

(Hehe. Yes, I'm bragging.)

Love, Buddy and Emmy.

Picture Of The Day.

2009-06-29T03:29:00.000-07:00

I swear my sister is there!

signing off, ashC.

Opening part II.

2009-06-28T07:58:00.000-07:00

say hello to my sister and myself. the creators of this blog and damn fine people if you ask me(;

I'm sorry that my sister's first post was so long, it's her first blog and everything so it's understandable. I'll make this as short as possible as you guys may have already strain your eyes reading my sister's post and of course the pictures.

good word, the pictures. my poor beloved. so talked about yet so infamous.

..
I've lost my blogging skills. so it's a boring post from me(:

I'll leave now so to save you guys from a tragic death. yes, you may thank me as soon as you get what I've just written. kekekeeee.

well, again, welcome to the new blog. mess it and you die. literally.

out, Ash.

Opening

2009-06-28T06:02:00.000-07:00

My first blog and post!

Reasons why Emily decided to have a blog :-

1) Asians (especially from asia) have blogs. I'm proud to be an asian so I have a blog to complete my asian'ness.

2) First, there were only three asians that don't have a blog - Fo, Lorna and myself. But Fo decided to join the "asian side". And so there were only Lorna and myself. But since Lorna is scary (thou shall not tell her), I've decided to join the "asian side".

Jokes! I'm just crapping about the 2nd reason. And besides, Lorna ain't asian. She's English! She acts like one, talk like one and soon, she's marrying one.

What's the thing about Buddy?

1) Buddy is the Chan's beloved dog. He's cute,

He's adorable,

And soo not grumpy right?

And because we love Buddy soo much, we decided to get another one. Bingo!

But Buddy wanted more so here are Brandy and Brenda.

Buddy wanted to have a blog with the family so this blog was born. Kidding. Well, hope you guys like my opening post. Here's one last picture of Buddy, Chan's beloved dog.

Ta, Emmy.

Welcome to Buddy Land - the land of grumpiness

FACEBOOK DIED TODAY.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

3 days without net!

Money, what money?!

Zzzzz..zz..

So ITCHY!

On a little note.

Triple T K A

Every picture tells a story.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Malaysia, Truly Asia.

FOR ANGELITA KHOO MING AI!

Ish..

Hols, Ho ho ho.

Hehe.

Warning #2

Warning.

Sifaka is coming to get you!

What a Lemur?

=/?

Happy 7 11

October Fiesta.

Blogging to avoid studying Chinese.

PLAN B.

the pain.. THE PAIN!

I'll come up with some type of post soon enough.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

Say Cheese..!

To my little sister.

To Mr Perfect.

*Tears*

Beyond Broke.

Up

Buddy and his backyard gang.

Me and my piano.

Define "Love".

Just another day.

Happy happy Joy joy =]

I miss you.

Fifi is a fake?!

A Day in Pompeii

Love bites

Fifi!

A trip long long ago.

So I have a slight weird taste in pet...

Another note to self.

Problems.

NOTE TO SELF.

Pictures?

When camwhores meet.

When I get bored..

Let me boast.

Japanese Wannabe

My dream butt.

Butts.

You killed me.

The worst day of my life.

Farewell my friend.

Definition.

X'am

A Letter from Home

Purplelicious.

When you get locked up in the locker bays with a bunch of friends.

Nerdy Cauliflower.

Got to love spiders.

Kitties!

Chanster.

I NEED

Pathetic'ness

CUCU! Where'd you go?

Highly Disgusting. People with problems dealing with disgusting humour - go away.

The best tag in the world!

Sigh..

Chan's castle.

PS.

18th of July.

My Bestest Friend.

News and Verse.

Baa.. New Zealand.

Tears